Did you know you can create images of both the Twin Towers and the Pentagon as they looked after the September 11, 2001 attacks on a $20 bill? Conspiracy or coincidence? Um….the answer is the latter.
Amaze your friends and tick off young people who don’t recognize the old dollar bill as authentic by transforming the head of George Washington into a mushroom. Yes, make the dollar bill more historically authentic by tearing down the myth of Washington as a great general and revealing him for the fungi he was.
Did you know your microwave is far more useful for keeping you warm than cooking certain foods? Or that it can be used to plump up fruit and make soggy snacks crispy again?
Retrieving and removing the stench created by those who won’t abide by your wishes that they remove themselves from the room when lighting up a cigarette can be done. Removing the odor created by cigarette smoke can even be done immediately if you know how. And you, comrade, are about to learn how.
The way that you measure how much air conditioning power you need to cool a room is done in BTUh. And the way that most BTUhs are measured is to give it 6,000 BTUh for the big room in your house and then whittle down to anywhere from 3500 to 5000 BTUh for each additional room.
If the mystery stain is small, make yourself a paste of powdery detergent mixed with water. You want to get a consistency roughly equal to the brain matter inside a skinhead’s skull. Dip your sponge into the paste and apply to the stain. Allow the stained garment to sit for at least 30 minutes and, if the stain is particularly nasty, overnight.
At this point, you need to locate your old USMC honor guard saber. Or you Renaissance Fair sword. Or, hey, just the largest and most impressive knife in your kitchen drawer may do. But, honestly, why would you stick with a kitchen knife when you can head down to the local sword store and purchase a saber that will make pulling off the sabrage something that those who watch will never forget.
Erasers are for more much more than correcting writing mistakes. You can put erasers to effective use beneath tables, behind picture frames, on surfaces of newly purchased products, on both computer and piano keyboards and on your work desk.
The most tactful way to get the unexpected visitors who has overstayed the welcome to leave is to announce that you have plans for later that day and you must get started. But always do this with the suggestion for getting together later when at a more convenient time. This method indicates both that you want to hear more about what they have to say…but not at this particular moment in time.
The better strategy seems unlikely, but it works: move your head toward the incoming fist. You’re going to take a shot to the head regardless so take the opportunity to use your much harder skull as a weapon against the far less protected fingers of your opponent. Not only does moving your head into the punch reduce the risk of whiplash, you deflect much of the power of the incoming punch.